Timothy: Alright, I made a JUMP DUNK!
Mom: Way to make a slam dunk! (inserting "correct" word)
Timothy: No, no, no, it was a JUMP dunk.
Mom: Oh REALLY? Teach mommy the difference.
Timothy: A slam dunk is when you stand on the ground, but a JUMP dunk is when you are JUMP-ING.
If it weren't so inaccurate, it would sound logical!